EW

EW

EW

EW!!!!

EW HET!!

NO, no, no, NO!

I drew this.

I feel dirty =[

I hate heterosexuality, but I always seem to end up doodling rp scens >.<....

I mean...I'm a yaoi/yuri rp'er...who plays mostly guys because I am "trans"...so sometimes I slip out of my gay box when I play guys due to the fact that I'm attracted to females irl XD

Thus...I have a "man mind"...but yet gay pride...so you know...heh...

Did I just confused you?

Anyway, this drawing is everything I hate:

Het.

And canon/oc.
 

Sebastian/oc.

XD
 

The Basics

Name: <beep>

Birthdate: April 12th, 1985

Birthplace: Hick's Ville, NJ

Current Location: Tokyo, Japan

Eye Color: Poop brown

Hair Color: Depends what time of the month it is...right now it's working on pink again.

Height: 5'9"

Your webpage: What one? Too lazy to list them.

Are you taken?: I became atheist about relationships and love, too.

Are you a virgin?: *Cringes* I wish...

How many & what kind of pets do you have?: Three cats, and one dog <3

What's your job?: I work at an animal shelter for one...the other one I am not at liberty to say.

What's your Dream Job?: I already have it n.n

Who is your best friend?: Heather L.!!! I Love you!

What instruments do you play?: The guitar...a little...

What are your hobbies?: Role playing...lots and lots of rp....writing, toys/figurines, drawing sometimes, playing with animals, video games, exploring places, learning, and laughing ^_^

What are your goals?: To travel the world (except for some places with big spiders and Islam), and to get some of my stories published.

Would you ever sky dive or bungee jump?: No, I'm not fond of heights...

What kind of books and/or magazines do you read?: Books...mostly non-fiction history and crime content...magazines? Erotic!

How would you describe yourself?: The Ying-Yang, for sure. I'm one of the nicest people you will ever meet, but I can also be one of the most horrible people you'll ever meet. It's your opinion...and there's always a little side of both in each section.

What is a topic you wish you knew more about?: Lie and Lay...I always get those two mixed up as well as who and whom >.<

What do you daydream about?: Everything, mostly being a raptor.

What are your religious/spiritual beliefs?: I don't have any. I'm an Atheist. I feel you don't need a religion or imaginary friend to be a good person.

List 3 Things You Would Change About Yourself

One: My physical gender

Two: Ummm....

Three: TO have the ability to use magic?

Either/Or

Shy or Outgoing?: It depends on the situation and who I am around.

Truth or Dare?: Truth.

Books or Movies?: Movies all the way.

Romantic Comedy or Action Adventure?: ....I dislike both, but I hate romantic comedy more.

Cats or Dogs?: Cats. I desire to have like, seven cats n.n

Mountain or Beach?: Mountain, I think there's more to see there.

Sweet or Salty?: Sweet....I hate, and let me say, HATE salt.

Do You...

Smoke?: Sometimes.

Drink?: Only if it tastes good...which is rare.

Get annoyed easily?: Yes, but the pills help that...

Like to travel?: LOVE it!

Like to drive fast?: No answer...but this answer.

Sing well?: I have no idea...hmm...

Want kids?: NO! Wait, I want kids to be tortured.

What would you name a boy?: Lunch.

What would you name a girl?: Dinner.

Have You Ever...

Performed on stage? In what?: Yeah...cons, and one time a school play when I was still in the single number digits.

Been in a car accident?: Does a four-wheeler count?

Been out of the country?: Yep~

What Is...

The last CD you bought?: The latest Slipknot CD

The last movie you saw in the theater?: Saw 5 <333333333

The last movie you rented?: Uh...I honestly don't remember...I don't rent movies.

Your greatest fear?: Not changing this horrible world before I die...

Your greatest strength?: Writing.

Your greatest weakness?: Dealing with crowds/people.

Your happiest memory?: Going on the camping trip with my grandma when I was 3...

Your Favorite...

Movie: Saw

TV Show: South Park

Actor: Alan Rickman

Actress: N/A

Food: Ice cream.

Drink: Hot Tea.

Color: Black, but for the art cunts...I'll say purple.

Scent: Patchouli

Season & WHY: Summer! I am basically free to wear whatever I want then ^.^

Day of the week & WHY: Saturday...it's my day off.

Store: Hmm...Kinokuniya

Quote: "The best feeling in the world is not love or being loved, it's the feeling right after you took a really big crap." --Me.

What Do You Think About...

Abortion: Should be legal.

Homosexuality: There should be a Hetero Holocaust where all the straight people are rounded up and put in death camps ^-^

God: Is like Santa

Jesus: Was a dune coon.

Satan: Would make the world a better place.

Heaven: An ice cream sandwich

Hell: My kingdom.

Miracles: They happen, but they are nothing without explanation.

Astrology: Maybe. One thing does connect everything else. The butterfly effect.

War: Human nature, but humans are stupid.

Ghosts: Agnostic about ghosts...

Reincarnation: Same; Agnostic.

Karma: Is my best friend.

Luck: Damn Astrology...

Aliens:Of course! I believe in them 100%! Just look at us as a human race...we build space machines and go into the galaxy. If we were advance enough, don't you think we would visit other planets?

Julet...Romeo and Juliet...that was a pathetic story. It showed just how stupid humans were and how weak this so-called love thing made them. Yes. Yes, he would do that to 'his' Juliet indeed. He would do so much more to her as well. He would bend and break her. Juliet would see that there was something far worse out there than not being allowed to be with the 'love' of her life. "Hmph." Sebastian just snorted in all seriousness at Grell. Even though nothing was said, the look now upon his face was lacking any sort of playfulness that was there just a second before.

He could tell that Grell was in thought, and he was probably weighing out each possible outcome in his head. Meanwhile, Sebastain was growing impatient as patient as he always appeared to be. This shinigami stood in the way of his Cleopatra, if relationships were going to be compared to famous couples. That made himself Mark Antony...the two of them were together, ruling and controlling the country...and this angered the Romans and other groups of people who either felt threatened by their power or disapproved of it. This story would have a different ending than the original though...Sebastian would not be as dumb as to believe just anyone in Ciel's death and end up killing himself over it...no, that was quite the twist...as Ciel would die by his own hands when the time came.

It happened then and the Roman against the Egyptian love placed down his weapon. Sebastian was going to commend the shinigami just when there was no time to even open his mouth to take a breath. Those lips touched his own. Sebastian's eyes shot wide and then flashed red from irritation. He controlled himself though and just stood there, still, without response or engaging in the action back. It was only when Grell was out of sight when Sebastian then did move. "How fowl-" He wiped the back of his hand over his lips. Disgusting. That's not who he wanted to claim his lips...he--no, those thoughts were not supposed to be there. Without delay, he finally opened the door and stared down at his master. "My dear master..." He got down and gently scooped Ciel into his arms. His stomach twisted a bit at the fact that he was covered in warm blood. "Let us go home..."
 

Literally like...a ten min doodle...

Samus/Human-Evee YURI! --NC-17/NWS